Just casually booked Harry Potter tickets for 1st September…
why is my fortune so threatening
MY AUNT GAVE ME ANOTHER FORTUNE COOKIE TO OPEN AND I GOT THE SAME EXACT FORTUNE
IN A ROW
This is definitely my favorite one.
oh this is wonderful
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned
Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20
Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash
harrys so cute i want 7
dont let this be my legacy
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
The kids have set the fire alarm off so many times I’ve started keeping my key, my flip flops and a jacket by the door at night.
Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.