my bedroom door doesn’t click shut properly unless you turn the door knob. which means that sometimes… usually once or twice or three times a night, it opens by itself.

and every time i jump about a foot into the air.


johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

johnlock-is-sublime:

So I found this website which has really cute fandom stuff…

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and then there’s this glow-in-the-dark gem…

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but also if you hover over the picture it shows you what the item looks like in plus size…

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so yeah you guys should probably check it out 

GUYS THIS IS REALLY AWESOME WE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT


White Collar + text posts: Mozzie Edition


tributary:

there are some figures so shrouded in myth that historians cannot conclusively say they did or did not exist and it is that ideal that i aspire to




more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”


itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Men of Tumblr


lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.