Just casually booked Harry Potter tickets for 1st September…


tittily:

tittily:

why is my fortune so threatening

MY AUNT GAVE ME ANOTHER FORTUNE COOKIE TO OPEN AND I GOT THE SAME EXACT FORTUNE
TWICE
IN A ROW

HELP ME??????

tittily:

tittily:

why is my fortune so threatening

MY AUNT GAVE ME ANOTHER FORTUNE COOKIE TO OPEN AND I GOT THE SAME EXACT FORTUNE

TWICE

IN A ROW

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HELP ME??????


timelordparadise:

welcometowinchester:

edgebug:

marvelousmistermoustache:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

gingerinahandbasket:

becausethatshowyougetants:

operationsharkwaffles:

itsbrendanhunty:

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash

timelordparadise:

welcometowinchester:

edgebug:

marvelousmistermoustache:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

gingerinahandbasket:

becausethatshowyougetants:

operationsharkwaffles:

itsbrendanhunty:

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash


drunkaster:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

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dont let this be my legacy


sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler


The kids have set the fire alarm off so many times I’ve started keeping my key, my flip flops and a jacket by the door at night.


  • Boy at summer school: The other students in my group want to go to the football stadium.
  • Me: You don't want to go?
  • Boy: I do not like football, I prefer quidditch.

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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